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Why I Say Five Fingi

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Some say, “JB, why do you stubbornly stick with Five Fingie, (or “Five Fingi,” as it’s spelled in all the promotional materials.)?”

To which I calmly reply, “Look pal, I’m JB, King Kong ain’t got nothing on me!! This is Sparta! Get off my plane! Get off my lawn! Get off my jawn! No mercy! No quarter! Do dime! No eighth! No fifth! No squick! No stick! No pain! No gain! And no diggity!”

And that seems to satisfy their curiosity, for about a half hour.

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