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Breezy Bob

I grew up in the suburbs of Minneapolis, MN. I love music but being that I have zero musical abilities making music was not an option. Thankfully I stumbled upon radio.

A few things you should probably know about me: I love vodka and wine (sometimes in the same glass), I have my own bowling ball that smells like grapes, my car is my longest relationship and I'm terrified of mascots/clowns.
 
I am thrilled my radio career has brought me to the Tri-state and excited to join the Bob Rocks family. 




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by Breezy Bob posted Apr 17 2014 1:50PM

Ever joined a co-ed sports team and thought "wow, I really wanna boink my teammates!"? Apparently you are not alone. One man is trying to slow down the "banging it out" between teammates. He sent out an email to the men on the team implementing "The Five Week Rule", its pretty much my favorite thing to happen to co-ed sports ever.

"You'll notice that only the men of [team name] are receiving this email. It's because this rule only applies to you. I know, it's sexist. It's not fair. But it's the way it is.

Winning on the kickball field is based on three things. How well the men play, how well the women play, and if the women show up. Literally, leagues are won and lost on whether or not enough women show up towards the end of the season. Everyone thinks kickball is a great game, they all want to play, then towards the end of the season, attendance tapers off, and you're begging and pleading for people to show up to fill out the team, and it doesn't happen, and you forfeit, and you're pissed, and it sucks. SUCKS.

The main reason for this, is screwing. No joke, you bang some chick, she's ashamed, maybe you sucked at it (none of us, obviously) and she doesn't want to see you, therefore she doesn't show up again."

And of course my favorite line in the email:

"YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO F*** ANYONE ON THE TEAM UNTIL AFTER WEEK FIVE."

If you'd like to read the entire email click here. Then copy it and send it out to all co-ed teams ever, because it's awesome.

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Topics : Human InterestSports
by Breezy Bob posted Apr 15 2014 11:51AM
The picture was tweeted yesterday and taken down after about an hour. US Airways has Tweeted an apology.
"We apologize for an inappropriate image recently shared as a link in one of our responses. We've removed the tweet and are investigating."

For the very NSFW picture, click here.
by Breezy Bob posted Apr 14 2014 12:55PM
A 14-year-old Dutch girl was arrested Sunday after tweeting a threat at American Airlines. A Spokesman for the Dutch Police said the 14-year-old was arrested for their own investigation, not by request of American Airlines or the FBI.


Sarah's tweet: "Hello my name's Ibrahim and I'm from Afghanistan. I'm part of Al Qaida and on June 1st I'm gonna do something really big bye."

American Airline's response: "Sarah, we take these threats very seriously. Your IP Address and details will be forwarded to security and the FBI."

See the thread here.
More on this story, click here.

*Be a smart individual and don't threaten people, the joke isn't funny.
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Topics : Law_Crime
by Breezy Bob posted Apr 14 2014 11:45AM

Do you guys really think about everything that could go wrong during sex? That sounds terrible.
by Breezy Bob posted Apr 8 2014 4:25PM

Apparently kids these days are smoking bed bugs?! Say it ain't so!

For the entire story click here.

#FooledYou

by Breezy Bob posted Apr 4 2014 6:19PM
Don't worry guys, if you have a little leakage Tony Siragusa is here to save the day.

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People : Tony Siragusa
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