I grew up in the suburbs of Minneapolis, MN. I love music but being that I have zero musical abilities making music was not an option. Thankfully I stumbled upon radio.
A few things you should probably know about me: I love vodka and wine (sometimes in the same glass), I have my own bowling ball that smells like grapes, my car is my longest relationship and I'm terrified of mascots/clowns.
I am thrilled my radio career has brought me to the Tri-state and excited to join the Bob Rocks family.
While pretending to work I found this wonderful article to better your sex life. Did you know stores can sell you expired condoms!? That just seems wrong!
Perhaps it's wrong but I found it thoroughly entertaining that it needed to be stated it's a bad idea to store your condoms "near sharp objects"!
Have you ever wondered what you should feed your date to get them "in the mood"?
And most importantly, let's cover when it's okay to take a selfie after engaging in the "mattress mambo" because apparently there has been some confusion about this one.
Don't you feel better now that we've cleared that up? Click here for 21 more diagrams to help your sex life.
Apparently Brandon Scott Wolf got sick of online dating not working for him. Too many other guys better suited to date the ladies out there. So he created a website where he was the only male profile on the site! This is kind of brilliant actually!
Depending on what you're into, this could be the greatest date night ever! A Drive-In thought it was a great idea to play 'Fifty Shades Of Grey' simultaneously with 'Spongebob 2'. Obviously, parents who packed up the car with the kids were upset. I'm sure whoever thought this was a good idea is now looking for work.
I'm sure you've worked a job that someone was hooking up with a co-worker. Or, perhaps you were the one hooking up with a co-worker. I'm surprised Radio isn't on this list. I dated a co-worker for a few years, worked for a company where the morning show on our country station was married, the afternoon guy was married to the morning girl and the promotions girl was married to a sales rep, they liked to "keep it in the family" haha. This list is rather vague, like does "cook" mean the entire "restaurant staff"? Because when I worked in the service industry, everyone hooked up with everyone!
Here's the top 5: 5. Heath and Safety Specialists
4. Stock Clerks
1. Artists Click here for the 10 jobs where you're most likely to hook up with a co-worker.
Have you ever lost your keys? Perhaps you're just a bimbo like me. Or you drank too much and they could be at the bar you were at last night, the random persons house you woke up at or somewhere in Hong Kong, all you know is they're gone forever. Thankfully, this wonderful video I found on the internet can help you next time you can't find your keys. It's worth a shot, I mean, it's much better than paying $75 for a locksmith to come unlock your place.
PS. Don't use this new skill of yours to break into my home, or well, anywhere. K thanks.
Apparently you can send your "friends" 1,500 live ladybugs thanks to Amazon. It only cost you $3.45 plus postage. When I saw this, I thought was this has to be a joke. Not a single one of my friends would appreciate 1,500 live ladybugs! However, this would be an incredible prank, like the glitter bomb you can mail your enemies, except half the price! Unfortunately this is real, click the picture for more details.
Apparently weightlifting with your beautiful flower has been a thing in Russia for a few years. According to Kim Anami is a holistic sex and relationship expert, she claims vaginal weightlifting has many benefits including:
Keep internal organs lifted
Up your libido
Eliminate urinary incontinence (I don't even know what that means and I don't want to know)
You'll be able to shoot ping pong balls from your hoo-ha
So, you're welcome. Click the picture for more on this incredibly awkward trend.
Dear every man ever, no woman wants to see your package. Stop sending unsolicited pictures of your member. Just because we enjoy "using" them, doesn't mean we think they're cute. Just stop it. Love, every woman who has ever received a surprise photo of your Mr. Johnson.
I'll be honest, I've never worn lingerie. Watching these guys try and figure out how to put it on I laughed hysterically. Then had PTSD flashbacks to my childhood in competition dance, trying to do quick costume changes backstage from skimpy, strappy leotards to sequin tops and *bloomers in less than 5 mins without getting the fringe stuck in your barrettes. **Bloomers are like swimsuit bottoms or underwear but they go over your tights and you don't wear anything over the top of them. That sounds more awkward than it actually is.
Honestly, I'm the worst sleeper ever! I've never been good at sleeping, like ever. I've tried the normal things, have a routine, turn off all screens (tv, computer, iPad, phone) an hour before bed, relaxing music and 487 other tricks. This is pretty much how every night goes for me. Also, I love Jenna Marbles, I feel like we should be besties.
Don't be dumb, let this serve as a reminder that Twitter is public, think before you Tweet. It's never a good idea to bad mouth your current, previous or future job on social media. Take it from this stupid teen.
Apparently her new boss saw the Tweet..
Only because someone told on her.
It doesn't appear that she's too upset about losing her job before she even started though.
Someone somewhere came up with a list of the "top 15 names of guys with small packages"! They say "good things come in small packages" or "it's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean" or "it's the little things in life"! Okay, whatever you have to tell yourself guys.
15. Jake or Jacob
6. Jeff or Jeffry
5. Nick or Nicholas
3. Chris or Christopher
2. Sean or Shawn
1. Tim or Timmy
I just want to know what poor person had to do this research.
Have you ever felt like your Snuggie is missing something? Your arms, legs and body are arm but your face is still freezing? Don't fear, the Face Blanket is hear to save the day! No seriously, this is actually a thing.
Some of the tips in Comso Magazine make me go "I'm sorry, what?!" Buzzfeed had four girls try Cosmos flirting tips on guys, the results are epic. They also reiterate why everytime I've tried to flirt with a guy, he's starred blankly at me and then asked if I was okay. Thanks, Cosmo, I will no longer be using your awesome tips in real life!
Someone has finally answered all my fat girl prayers! Drunkin' Oreo's is quite possibly the easiest thing ever, these are perfect for your next house party, bridal party, birthday party or random Tuesday evening!