It’s Not The Size Of Your “Ship,” It’s The “Motion Of The Ocean!”

How many times have you heard “size doesn’t matter” or “you’re penis is perfect!” Thank you Nikki Glaser for the latter.

A new study compiled the data of 20 studies to find the “most accurate average penis size.” Over 15,000 penises were measured, age 17 and older. They found the average flaccid penis was 3.6 inches and 5.16 inches erect. They also measured girth, average flaccid girth 3.7 inches and erect 4.7 inches. However, they did note there were fewer measurements for erect penises.

They went on to say there is a “weak correlation,” at best, between penis size and foot, hand, finger and testicular size. So you can stop buying your shoes two sizes too big now.

When I was younger, I didn’t think I would be writing/talking about studies on “average penis size” but then I ended up in radio. So, I’m sorry mom and in case my family is reading this, I’ve never seen a penis and I’m waiting for marriage!

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