Born in summer of '78 to a bipolar woman and a sailor, my journey wasn't destined to be an easy one. I would say that my life so far would be a really good read, only if I could calm my thoughts down enough to construct sentences. I grew up in a very dysfunctional environment, but turned out okay...sorta. I have had a lot of very awesome experiences, seen a lot of shows, nursed many hangovers, met a lot of awesome folks and wouldn't trade it for anything, even the bad stuff, it builds character. I love my children, my dog, music, photography, things that smell good (my sense of smell is my super power), pretty much any form of art and the beauty of nature. I hate ignorance, stupidity, the US govt and morons who keep breeding more morons. I'm a Jane-of-all-trades and love to learn new things. I effin' LOVE playing roller derby. I am insatiable, sarcastic, intolerant, impatient and have a general lack of filters, but deep down, I'm a nice guy. Really, I am. Damnit.
