IT'S BIO TIME!
Born in summer of '78 to a bipolar woman and a sailor, my journey wasn't destined to be an easy one. I would say that my life so far would be a really good read, only if I could calm my thoughts down enough to construct sentences. I grew up in a very dysfunctional environment, but turned out okay...sorta. I have had a lot of very awesome experiences, seen a lot of shows, nursed many hangovers, met a lot of awesome folks and wouldn't trade it for anything, even the bad stuff, it builds character. I love my children, my dog, music, photography, things that smell good (my sense of smell is my super power), pretty much any form of art and the beauty of nature. I hate ignorance, stupidity, the US govt and morons who keep breeding more morons. I'm a Jane-of-all-trades and love to learn new things. I effin' LOVE playing roller derby. I am insatiable, sarcastic, intolerant, impatient and have a general lack of filters, but deep down, I'm a nice guy. Really, I am. Damnit.
Q&A
Q. Where ya from?
A. Born in Philadelphia, raised in Maryland for the most part, I've lived a lot of places.
Q. What scares you?
A. Something happening to my children.
Q. Favorite drink?
A. Water for everyday purposes, a nice tasty beer (good beer, not beer flavored water) or a warm glass of wine for having a good time purposes.
Q. Favorite food? (Body parts are not a food)
A. Man....don't make me choose. I love too many different foods. I'm not answering this.
Q. Favorite movie and TV show?
A. I'm not going to name a movie, because once again, there are so many. As for shows, I dig The Office, Treme, True Blood, The Tudors, Nurse Jackie and House.
Q. Craziest run-in with a Bob Rocks fan?
A. I made out with 2 female fans at Taboo...I don't remember their names though...it was a liquor night, shoot me.
Q. What does a woman/man have to do to get with you?
A. I'm already taken. But if we are being hypothetical, I like people who are funny/sarcastic almost on the verge of being a dick but not quite, caring, respectful and chivalrous. Good hygiene is required. Must not be a pushover. Must be responsible, have a job, pay your own damned bills and have your own method of transportation. You must be able to carry on an intelligent conversation and not be a total dipshit. Cooking skills are a definite plus. Must be attentive and skilled in the sack. Must love animals. Must be able to deal with mood swings and mega-bitch at any given time, but especially during that time of the month. I prefer people who have similar musical taste to mine. Otherwise, we won't mesh very well, especially when it comes to going to shows, and I'll probably make fun of you if you tell me you think Nickelback or some other shitty band is awesome. Must not listen to ICP or any label mates of them. And...no unibrows allowed, I'll pluck it if you come near me.
I'm pretty much a crappy girlfriend after the initial infatuation period, so luckily someone else already has the dishonor of calling me their girlfriend. :)
Q. If you could have world peace or fifty million dollars, which would you choose and why?
A. Fifty million dollars, of course. If anyone really says world peace they're a damned liar. Besides, world peace is virtually impossible, conflict is part of human nature.
Q. The Bobs are always talking about food on the air. Give us a good recipe to make tonight. (Meth is not a food.)
A. Preheat oven to 350, put some Asparagus on a tray, drizzle with EVOO, season with sea salt and pepper, bake for 15 mins, remove from oven, cover Aspargus with freshly shredded parmesan cheese, bake another 5 or 10 minutes. Remove, enjoy the best Asparagus ever.
Q. Holy s!#t! You just found a magic lamp and you now rock on the guitar! What is your band gonna be called?
A. Beaver Doom
Q. You've been captured by evil terrorists. They have a gun to your head and you must make love to Rosie O'Donnell or a rabid porcupine in order to go free. How do you swing?
A. I'm a realist, if this were to happen, I'd do Rosie, although I would only receive, not give. I could always close my eyes and pretend it was Angelina Jolie or Marilyn Manson or somebody hot. *shrug*
Q. What's your dirty little secret?
A. I read smutty supernatural romance novels. They are hot.
Q. Say something nice about your co-Bobs.
A. Hannah Bob knows my soul, we share the same traits and we can talk about anything. She's so much fun to be around. I heart her.
Ginger Bob is the sweetest aggro gal i've ever met, she's a good pal with a huge heart, I heart her too.
The Blake is awesome and sweet. Ladies love The Blake. He needs his own show, like Flavor Flav. But he really needs to stop using his special man dream infiltrating powers and get the eff out of my dreams.
Q. Talk some s!#t about your co-Bobs.
A. Big Bob didn't recognize me as a "bob" in his Q&A, so he can suck it. (I still lub him though)
I love all of the other Bobs too.
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