The Blake is a man of mystery and suspense. In fact, he is so mysterious, he doesn't have a bio. So you'll just have to settle with his Q&A. Q&A
Q. Where ya from?
A. MARTINSBURG, WEST-BY-GOD-VIRGINIA
Q. What scares you?
A. THE LACK OF A DELAY ON BOB ROCKS…
Q. Favorite drink?
A. MAKERS MARK MANHATTEN … MMMMMM
Q. Favorite food? (Body parts are not a food)
A. ANYTHING WITH PASTA…
Q. Favorite movie and TV show?
A. MOVIE – SUPER TROOPERS AND THE BIG LEBOWSKI IN A DEAD HEAT; TV SHOW CHANGES ALL THE TIME BUT RIGHT NOW IT’S “CHUCK” ON NBC…I’M A LOSER SO I CAN RELATE
Q. Craziest run-in with a Bob Rocks fan?
A. AT ONE POINT I RAN INTO A FAN (MALE) AT AN EVENT… HE WAS INTOXICATED – AS ALL OUR FANS ARE – AND KEPT RUBBING MY BACK IN AN INAPPROPRIATE MANNER. UNCOMFORTABLE.
Q. What does a woman/man have to do to get with you?
Q. What does a woman/man have to do to get with you?
A. ALL OF THE FOLLOWING IS 100% HYPOTHETICAL SINCE MY WIFE COULD READ THIS AT ANY TIME… A WOMAN HAS TO BE AS MINIMALLY PSYCHOTIC AS THE GENDER ALLOWS. JEALOUSY IS NOT ACCEPTABLE IN ANY LEVEL. MY PHONE IS NOT A LEASH FOR WHICH YOU INSTALL A LOW-JACK SYSTEM, I MAY NOT ANSWER IMMEDIATELY…IT’S PROBABLY BECAUSE I DON’T WANT TO SPEAK WITH YOU AT THE MOMENT. GET SOME FRIENDS OF YOUR OWN OR AT LEAST A HOBBY, MY SINGLE JOB IN LIFE IS NOT TO BE YOUR SINGLE SOURCE OF ENTERTAINMENT AND HAPPINESS. IF YOU DON’T LIKE SPORTS, PRETEND TO OR AVOID THE “THIS IS SO STUPID” COMMENTS. NO CIGARETTES. YOU MUST BE ABLE TO CURSE, DRINK, GO OUT, HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR, WALK FOR AT LEAST 100 YARDS WITHOUT LOSING YOUR BREATH OR NEEDING TO TAKE AN ICE CREAM BREAK (THAT’S THE MOST POLITCALLY CORRECT WAY I CAN GO WITH THAT ONE) . AND LAST, YOU HAVE TO HAVE SOME LEVEL OF INTELLIGENCE… LIKE YOU’VE PICKED UP A BOOK IN YOUR LIFE, CAN WATCH A MOVIE WITHOUT ASKING WHAT JUST HAPPENED EVERY FIVE SECONDS, KNOW THE CONTINENTS OF EARTH…ETC. THESE AREN’T HIGH STANDARDS, AND THE SHORTER THE RELATIONSHIP REQUIREMENTS THE LESS YOU HAVE TO QUALIFY FOR… IF THE TIME LINE WILL BE MEASURED IN HOURS, YOU BARELY HAVE TO MEET ANY DEPENDING ON HOW MUCH MAKERS MARK I’VE HAD!
Q. If you could have world peace or fifty million dollars, which would you choose and why?
Q. If you could have world peace or fifty million dollars, which would you choose and why?
A. FIFTY MILLION DOLLARS… WORLD PEACE IS A LITTLE OVER-RATED LIKE RETIREMENT. EVERYONE WOULD BE BORED IN LIKE A WEEK.
Q. The Bobs are always talking about food on the air. Give us a good recipe to make tonight. (Meth is not a food.)
A. WITH METH BEING THROWN OUT, I’D HAVE TO GO WITH SOMETHING EXTREMELY SIMPLE AND ALWAYS A GOOD TIME… POUR ABOUT 2-3 INCHES OF MAKERS MARK INTO A GLASS… ADD SOME SWEET VERMOUTH AND A SPLASH OF CHERRY JUICE WITH A CHERRY. STIR/ADD ICE AND ENJOY THE FRUITS OF YOUR LABOR!
Q. Holy s!#t! You just found a magic lamp and you now rock on the guitar! What is your band gonna be called?
A. HERPAGONNASYPHYLATES… IN HONOR OF BIG BOB
Q. You've been captured by evil terrorists. They have a gun to your head and you must make love to Rosie O'Donnell or a rabid porcupine in order to go free. How do you swing?
A. I BECOME A MARTYR FOR THE CAUSE…
Q. What's your dirty little secret?
A. IF I TOLD YOU MY DIRTY SECRET, IT WOULD NO LONGER BE A SECRET AND THE BOBS WOULD ALSO MENTION IT EVERY DAY ON THE RADIO… NOT HAPPENING
Q. Say something nice about your co-Bobs.
A. BIG BOB – HASN’T MADE ME SUSPEND HIM IN MONTHS!; GINGER BOB – MAKES ME LOOK LIKE THE MOST CARING PERSON ON EARTH; CRAZY BOB – HAS A VERY MOTHERING NATURE… UNLESS YOU WORK IN CUSTOMER SERVICE ANYWHERE THAT HE HAS TO CALL – THEN HE SAYS THINGS ABOUT YOU THAT I CANNOT REPEAT HERE; DIRTY BOB – GUARANTEES THAT YOU WILL NEVER BE THE MOST AWKWARD ONE IN THE ROOM; JUST BOB – MAKES ME FEEL BETTER IF I HAVENT HAD A HAIRCUT IN WHILE; SHE BOB – DOESN’T TALK A LOT OFF THE AIR; Niki Bob – May be the only woman in the world that I will readily admit could beat my ass in a fight And wears GREAT lipstick or lip gloss or whatever the hell it is…. It’s GREAT (can’t say more due to the cork board)
Q. Talk some s!#t about your co-Bobs.
A. BIG BOB – AT TIMES IN HIS LIFE HAS ACTUALLY CARRIED A SLING IN THE TRUNK FOR A LITTLE EXTRA SYMPATHY ACTION AT THE BAR… GINGER BOB – ACTUALLY HAS THE MOST JACKED UP ISSUES OF THE ENTIRE CREW, IT’S ALWAYS THE QUIET ONES; CRAZY BOB – I AM FORBIDDEN TO SPEAK ILL OF HIM IN ANY WAY DUE TO HIS MINORITY STATUS; DIRTY BOB – MAKES ME FEEL MOTION SICK EVERY TIME I AM NEAR HIM DUE TO HIS INCESSANT MOVING AND HAS AN INAPPROPRIATE ATTRACTION TO MY WIFE; JUST BOB – HAS AN INAPPROPRIATE ATTRACTION TO DIRTY BOB ; SHE BOB – REALLY SHE DOESN’T SPEAK SO I’VE GOT NOTHING; Niki Bob – Always has inappropriate dreams about me!
