IT'S BIO TIME!
Not really a lot more to say about myself, I love hockey and football, free tickets are always welcome. I'm better looking in the dark and I have a radio face. I love my job and couldn't and don't want to ever do anything else. I mean really i get to be a freaking retard and get paid for it! Tune into Bob Rocks 24/7, never know when I'll be on. Maybe I'll drag myself from what's her name tomorrow and finally show up for once.
Q&A
Q. Where ya from?
A. I'm from a far off land known to few as the Dirty South.
Q. What scares you?
A. My biggest fear is that someday everyone will realize that I'm not really human and all my people will be called home.
Q. Favorite drink?
A. Are you buying and does it have alcohol? Yup, that's the one!
Q. Favorite food? (Body parts are not a food)
A. Mexican and Sushi. And no, I'm not Crazy Bob.
Q. What does a woman/man have to do to get with you?
A. Show up...
Q. Holy s!#t! You just found a magic lamp and you now rock on the guitar! What is your band gonna be called?
A. Murder by Numbers or F#*k You Dude!
Q. What's your dirty little secret?
A. I once made out with Tim Scold and Lucia Cifarella (kmfdm) for some smokey goodness and underage drinkin!
Q. Say something nice about your co-Bobs or
Talk some s!#t about your co-Bobs.
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A. I love coming to work with these freakin' people most days, Ginger Bob is awesome, just wish she'd get naked sometime *wink* (Slummy's here for you baby). Big Bob, It's really not all about the boobs man! Ok F that, yes it is. See you at the bar. Crazy Bob, if I find another speeding ticket duct taped around a taco and put in my mailbox, I will burn all the Pantera CD's and call immigration...and yes, mi hablo ingles, I'm not a mexican! All kidding aside you should envy me, I work with some of the coolest cats around. Where else could you party all night, wake up at some strange chics house, go to work still wasted wearing some of her clothes, lipstick on your face still smelling like butterscotch (watch the movie kids you'll get it) and not get fired?
Overnight Bob is not real
