IT'S BIO TIME!
Today is born the seventh dirty one
Born of woman the seventh dirty son
And he in turn of a seventh dirty son
He has the power to heal
He has the gift of the second sight
He is the chosen one
So it shall be written
So it shall be done
Q&A
Q. Where ya from?
A. Eternia
Q. What scares you?
A. Crazy Bob's ways...
Q. Favorite drink?
A. Beer...duh! What did you think I was going to say, Juicy Juice?
Q. Favorite food? (Body parts are not a food)
A. Free
Q. Favorite movie and TV show?
A. "Grease" and "Different Strokes"
Q. Craziest run-in with a Bob Rocks fan?
A. See Just Bob's web bio, #7. Enough said!
Q. What does a woman/man have to do to get with you?
A. Survive a Best of Seven Naked Twister Tournament with my girlfriend while I watch. Good luck!
Q. If you could have world peace or fifty million dollars, which would you choose and why?
A. Fifty mil. I could buy enough guns to provide my own peace.
Q. The Bobs are always talking about food on the air. Give us a good recipe to make tonight. (Meth is not a food.)
A. Barley, malt, choice hops, water, and McDonald's Dollar Menu.
Q. Holy s!#t! You just found a magic lamp and you now rock on the guitar! What is your band gonna be called?
A. Down There Hair
Q. You've been captured by evil terrorists. They have a gun to your head and you must make love to Rosie O'Donnell or a rabid porcupine in order to go free. How do you swing?
A. Obviously the rabid porcupine. Who said good luvin' isn't going to hurt a little?
Q. What's your dirty little secret?
A. That I really don't use Extenze. Seriously people, I don't.
Q. Say something nice about your co-Bobs.
A. They don't care if I forget to lift the seat when I pee. Even Ginger Bob, and I thank her for that.
Q. Talk some s!#t about your co-Bobs.
A. Crazy Bob says he is a metal head, but he won't play Iron Maiden. That's like saying that you are a baseball card fanatic, but you don't want any Babe Ruth cards in your collection. He also yelled at Just Bob for playing Kix! Come on Crazy Bob, this is Hagerstown, not Chicago.
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