Crazy Bob



IT'S BIO TIME!

Born and raised just outside Chicago. I’m a simple Midwestern boy with big dreams! As a child I wanted to be a superhero… I still think about it, however, I haven’t discovered my super powers yet. I discovered my love for music when my dad hid his guitar behind the bedroom door said “Don’t Touch That”! I joined my first band before I could play anything. (I was allowed to join because my dad had equipment!) I’ve played in LOTs of bands, and even had a CD released. (produced by Jon Oliva and Steve Whacholz of Savatage) Radio was a way for me to almost have an actual job and still be around music. I LOVE being in radio! It’s a LOT more work than most people understand, but it seems to “fit” who I am. Music is my life! I HAVE to be around it… it’s an addiction! I can’t be without it, or I’ll start freaking out! I’ve never had a mullet, and I love fried chicken.

Q&A

Q. Where ya from?

A. Chicago, IL
 
Q. What scares you?

A. A world without junk food
 
Q. Favorite drink? 

A. Knob Creek… and other high end whiskeys

Q. Favorite food? (Body parts are not a food)

A. Fried Chicken, steak, All Mexican, ribs, cheeseburgers, pork chops, wings, banana splits, pie, cake, Italian beef sandwiches, chili dogs, most other meat and/or meat by products.

Q. Favorite movie and TV show?

A. Eh

Q. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Crazy Bob? (for Crazy Bob only)

A. I usually fall asleep before the end

Q. Craziest run-in with a Bob Rocks fan?

A. Standing next to Gingerbob fan says “I love you Ginger Bob, I love Big Bob too…. “ looks at me… “Do you work at the station too?”

Q. What does a woman/man have to do to get with you?

A. Ask

Q. If you could have world peace or fifty million dollars, which would you choose and why?

A. The money! … it’ll last longer

Q. The Bobs are always talking about food on the air. Give us a good recipe to make tonight. (Meth is not a food.)

A. Grab keys, put in ignition, turn slowly until vehicle starts. Drive to fried chicken distributor of your choice (i.e. Popeyes/KFC/Browns) Order, Pay, rinse and repeat… Voila! Dinner!

Q. Holy s!#t! You just found a magic lamp and you now rock on the guitar! What is your band gonna be called?

A. “I Chuckled Politely” or “Emergency Face Surgery”

Q. You've been captured by evil terrorists. They have a gun to your head and you must make love to Rosie O'Donnell or a rabid porcupine in order to go free. How do you swing?

A. Why Choose? I see a dirty 3-way!! (4-way if you include the terrorist!)
 
Q. What's your dirty little secret?

A. I'm scared of girls.

Q. Say something nice about your co-Bobs.

A.  A person couldn’t ask for a more neurotic, quirky, trouble ridden, creepy, narcissistic, morally conflicted, emotionally retarded, utterly flawed, funny, dedicated or better bunch of humans to be a part of something with!
 
Q. Talk some s!#t about your co-Bobs.

A. A person couldn’t ask for a more neurotic, quirky, trouble ridden, creepy, narcissistic, morally conflicted, emotionally retarded, utterly flawed, funny, dedicated or better bunch of humans to be a part of something with!

Contact Crazy Bob:
email: crazybob@myrock1015.com
facebook: http://www.facebook.com/CrazyBob1015

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