A few things you should probably know about me: I love vodka and wine (sometimes in the same glass), I have my own bowling ball that smells like grapes, my car is my longest relationship and I’m terrified of mascots/clowns.
I am thrilled my radio career has brought me to the Tri-state and excited to join the Bob Rocks family.
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Honestly, I’m not even sure if this is NSFW but it’s funny and that’s all that really matters, right? Sadly, the Dildo Hoverboard is not real. But now that someone has made the joke, how long
A tour company in Australia’s Shark Bay took some tourists out to look for some sharks when the stumbled upon 70 (yes you read that correct, SEVENTY) sharks chowing down on a humpback whale. Note: the whale was
As I’m sure you know, I love my beer! I also love animals, sometimes more than people! Saltwater Brewery is a brewing company out of Delray, Florida and they’ve come up with an INCREDIBLE product to replace
The New Hanover County School district obviously cares about fashion, which is why they are trying to ban leggings and skinny jeans from their dress policy. Evidently the district had an open dialogue back in April with
I’m sure by now you’ve seen the video that’s gone viral of a LA Meteorologist who was forced to put on a sweater during live TV after complaints about her dress. The woman’s name is Liberté Chan, her
Fox 2 Detroit was airing a live segment for “National Salad Month” with the owner of 7 Greens Detroit Salad Company, Kelly Schafer. She was on the show to give some ideas on how you can “spice up
I have an AWFUL nail biting habit, I will even bite off that stuff that supposed to taste like rotten eggs to get you to stop biting your nails. So I don’t think I’ll be trying the
And this my friends is why you make sure you’re back on the ship BEFORE the designated departure time! Apparently the cruise ship waited 30 minutes past the departure time for this woman to show up.
As a Minnesotan, I grew up surrounded by Prince’s music. I am devastated, I’m still hoping it’s untrue. I really can’t grasp how I feel about this. Prince was a true talent and an incredible human. He
The new Smarttress mattress will tell you if your partner is cheating on you! For the low price of $1,750 you can get your very own a Smarttress mattress. It works by using sensors in the springs, it
A. I call handjobs, “Old Fashioneds” B. When did the “Old Fashioned” go away? C. What base is hands down south? Anyway, according to an article from mic.com, the “Old Fashioned” isn’t just for the inexperienced anymore!
I don’t have kids, so before I honestly had NO IDEA how expensive daycare was! According to the Economic Policy Institute, the average cost for sending a 4-year-old to full-time daycare is higher than the average cost
Axl Rose broke his foot during the surprise Guns N’ Roses show, that everyone kind of knew about before it was announced) last week in LA. So Dave Grohl, being the great guy that he is, leant
You can now find out if your significant other is using Tinder! For just $4.99, Swipebuster will search for up to three people by actively using Tinder and it’s completely anonymous! However, you could always save yourself
If you haven’t watched ‘Star Wars: The Force Awakens’ yet and plan to, WARNING: spoiler alert! However, if you are like the majority of people and have seen the movie, you have to watch the Honest Trailer!
Whiny adults strike again! The City of Perth Library in Australia planned a “Harry Potter Night” for kids between the ages of 12-18 to learn about owls and take a “potions class” with scientists from ChemCentre. But the
I’m close with my parents, I don’t stress about keeping things from them. They’re always super supportive in everything I do and I appreciate them! I came across an article that listed nine things you don’t have
I’m a big fan of the Tesla, if I could afford one, I’d most definitely get one! That being said, when I bought my new car a year and a half ago, I couldn’t believe how hard
On Monday, I posted the video of David Draiman calling out a woman for texting through Disturbed’s entire set. The woman has decided to address the situation. She claims she wasn’t texting the entire time, she was
Airbnb wants you to sleep with sharks at the Aquarium de Paris FOR FREE! This is the single greatest thing I’ve heard in quite some time! You can enter to win a one night stay in the
This comedian, Steve Hofstetter, just became my new favorite! A woman interrupted his material about why parents aren’t special and instead of insulting her, like many do, he engages her and OWNS her! While I don’t have
It all started Sunday night when Jason Oakes posted a video on Twitter of himself attempting to slip on a banana peel, you know, like they do in cartoons. Other people caught on quickly, started posting their
I will admit, I spend far too much time engulfed in my phone and I’m working on being better about it. However, I wouldn’t go to a show and spend the entire time texting! Especially if I
I have been begging The Blake to get us a dinosaur since the day I arrived at Bob Rocks! I hadn’t planned on pranking people but this is possibly the greatest thing I’ve ever seen! I just
Last week Wine Guy and I went on a road trip to Fort Myers Beach, Florida on vacation. Not only was this the first time I’ve ever taken a full week off work but it was also
Apparently two tenants made a change to their lease before having their landlord sign it, the landlord didn’t read the lease and now there is quite an interesting clause in their lease! The clause reads “BIRTHDAY CAKE:
Netflix wants to pay you $2,000 a week to travel the world and hang out on their sets! They want you to Instagram pictures from their sets, they’ll pay all your travel expenses and pay you $2,000
McDonald’s just announced they will begin selling a Cadbury Creme Egg McFlurry! The only problem, it’s only available at “Macca’s,” McDonald’s Australian locations. So, of course I looked up flights from BWI to Australia and it looks like
I would be completely lost without Siri! I ask her everything and a lot of the time, I end up fighting with her because she NEVER listens! I love this video!
Honestly, I’m a fan of Lorde. This young woman is incredibly talented but I was a bit wary when I heard she was doing the David Bowie tribute at last night’s Brit Awards. In my opinion, I
If you’re anything like me, you can’t remember your own address, phone number or any password for anything ever but you can remember lyrics to songs you’ve heard twice. This ‘Pizza Recipe Rap’ may be the greatest
The next time you log into Facebook, you may notice the good old “like” button you’re used to has changed. You can now post a “Like, Love, Haha, Yay, Wow, Sad or Angry” reaction to people’s statuses.
I’m all about saving time and money, “life hacks” are are some of my favorite things! I stumbled upon this list of “9 Unethical Life Hacks” and to be completely honest, I can’t promise I wont try
Apparently in the UK it only takes 10-15 minutes and 33 Euros (approximately 36.38 American dollars) to legally change your name. Which is why a man formally known as Simon Smith changed his name to “Bacon Double
A parent at Lombardy Elementary School in Delaware were shocked when they received a sarcastic “hurt feelings report” attached to an email regarding an upcoming event. The school said “This was an embarrassing mistake..” Uhhh.. yeah, I’d bet sending
It’s no secret that I’m a bit of a wino and I’m 100% okay with that! Today is my favorite February holiday, National Drink Wine Day! Being that it’s been ridiculously wintery lately I’ve been meaning to
I stumbled upon Emmet Truxes cartoons and instantly fell in love! His cartoons, Brooklyn Cartoons are posted on Instagram, he’s got more than 24,000 followers! Emmet’s work feels a lot like the cartoons you’re used to seeing
Remember Valentine’s Day in high school? When some people got flowers/candy and others didn’t? Well, Hayden Godfrey wanted to make every girl in his high school feel special so he bought a flower for every single one
So exciting, I've finally made a top 10 list! The only problem, it's not a Top 10 list you want to end up on. According to Roadsnacks.com these are the “10 Fattest, Laziest Cities In America!” 1.
The “Washington Post” ranked all 50 states from Smartest to the not so smart. Massachusetts came in first place for the smartest state and Hawaii last. Honestly, I was a bit surprised to see Hawaii come in
If you really want to breakup with your S/O and “ghosting” isn't working, you may want to check out this new company called The Breakup Shop. For the low fee of just $10 they will send a
Hahahaha! I'm fairly certain I tried to convince my parents it would be a good plan to sell my sister too. My life was so great when I was an only child, she had to come along
If you're anything like me, you spend your entire day wishing you could take a nap, but when you finally get in bed, you can't fall asleep. I love my “Rain Rain” app, I also have the
This is exactly why I find children to be highly entertaining! Before anyone gets all up in arms like “She should have just answered the question! Damn kids these days have no respect!” Remember, math these days
Crayola has come out with adult coloring books called “Color Escapes” and I'm not going to lie, I'm pretty excited about it! Apparently these coloring books relieve stress, are easy on your mind and easy to do.
A mom in Texas says her 11-year-old daughter was kicked off her cheerleading squad for not straightening her hair. Makayla has been cheerleading since she was 4-years-old and her mother Jenny says this is the first time
This video perfectly describes me, especially the nachos part. Speaking of nachos, they would be fabulous right now..
A recent survey conducted at Philadelphia's Einstein Medical Center suggests handing your phone or tablet to a child may not be a good idea. Saying “we simply don't know what the consequences are for (kids') early social
A couple in California recently got engaged when Lucas Unger proposed to Carlee Leifkes on Halloween. But it's not the date that makes them newsworthy, it's the ring Lucas proposed with! Carlee posted a picture on Facebook
A burger chain in Ontario, Canada called “The Works” has come out with a Reese's Peanut Butter Cups Burger. Not only is it stuffed with peanut butter and chocolate, it's topped with crispy onion strings, bacon and
Figuring out your Halloween costume is tough! I'm a big fan of the DIY costumes, here are some ideas if you're feeling a little stuck: Gumball machine Flo from Progressive Bubble Bath Cotton Candy Ice Cream Cone
“The Last Witch Hunter” (PG-13) The modern world holds many secrets, but by far the most astounding is that witches still live among us; vicious supernatural creatures intent on unleashing the Black Death upon the world and
I cannot put into words how excited I am about the new emojis! We're getting a taco, unicorn and even a middle finger!
Bustle.com compiled a list of the “13 Best Halloween Movies,” I couldn't help but notice, 'The Nightmare Before Christmas,” “Children Of The Corn,” “Psycho,” and “The Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown” didn't make the list! Not to mention
“Bridge of Spies” (PG-13) Directed by Steven Spielberg, BRIDGE OF SPIES is a dramatic thriller which tells the story of James Donovan (played by Tom Hanks), a Brooklyn insurance claims lawyer who finds himself thrust into the
A new survey found the most popular candy in each state. Surprisingly, candy corn came in first place in FIVE states! However, Reese's Pieces got the most votes overall, only winning first place in two states. I
According to a new survey of hotel owners, these are the top 10 things people steal from their rooms. What's most baffling is the only thing your allowed to take is number 1! 10. Hairdyers 9. TV
Buzzfeed recently asked people “what is the most ridiculous things you've actually gotten trick-or-treating,” these are a few of my favorites! An actual cat A period starter kit or condoms to the older kids Pamphlets explaining why
A drunk 19-year-old at the University of Connecticut was arrested Sunday Night after he walked, maybe I should say “stumbled,” into the cafeteria DEMANDING mac & cheese. Once confronted, he kept pushing the manager, screaming about jalapeno,
Cayley is a high school student at Oakdale High School in California was told she'd be sent to detention if she shows up to school with blue hair. The school district's code of conduct states that students
Okay Fellas, stop upping the bar for proposals! Us normal girls are going to have standards far too high! Justin Lebron took proposing to his girlfriend to a whole new level when he called on a woodworking
First there were the baby dolls that pee and now there's a Barbie that has cellulite, stretch marks and even comes with pads for when her “aunt flow” comes to visit. No seriously, this is real. You
Oscar Mayer dropped a new dating app called ‘Sizzl’ for bacon lovers! The app was meant as a joke/marketing stunt but if I was single and ready to mingle, I’d totally check it out! I mean, if
A new bill proposed in Alabama would add a 40 percent tax to any sale, rental or admission charge of any pornographic or sexually oriented material! Basically that means anything that's entertainment in nature and you have
Imagine it's your wedding day, everything is going relatively smoothly UNTIL a waiter drops your wedding cake! I assume I'd freak out! This poor bride's groom thought it would be hilarious to prank his new wife. Check
A new app called “Nickelblock” will help you stop cyber stalking your ex! Every time you try to contact them or look at their photos, the app will play a Nickelback song!
Is your love life lackluster? Do your dates never call you back for round 2? The Burly Show has 10 tips for the perfect date to help you out! If you take these tips seriously, you'll never
Coca-Cola's SURGE became available online earlier this year but for the first time since 2003 you can now pick it up in stores! I feel like I need to go find adidas All Stars, Starter Jacket and
I greatly appreciate people who do random weird things like this, it's harmless, funny and is sure to put a smile on your face!
Oh I just love this kind of thing! Thank you to the Australian 'Today Show' for this wonderful laugh this morning!
A fan tweeted an alternative ending for 'Friends' with a dark twist. I mean, when you think about it, it kind of makes sense. Now, let's try and cheer up with 'Smelly Cat'!
A brewery in San Francisco called 21st Amendment Brewery, has made a Pop Tart beer! It will be released on Saturday. "Toaster Pastry" was created to pay tribute to Kellogg Co. who owned the factory before 21st
Both Starbucks and Panera have announced that they will now serve their Pumpkin Spice Latte's with actual pumpkin in them! What a completely groundbreaking idea! I wonder what brilliant human came up with the idea to use
Would you enjoy being verbally assaulted at a restaurant? I've spent my fair share of time at 'Dick's Last Resort' in Las Vegas, a bar known for berating their patrons. This picture is from my birthday trip
This guy lip synced to every song on a 7 hour roadtrip, his sister was not amused! I love it, I want to go on a trip with this guy! The ending is the best..
A woman named Marie Holmes, won $188 million Powerball Jackpot and used part of it to pay her boyfriend's $6 million bond. I'm not sure if this should be a relationship goal but I'd say that's definitely
A family in France forgot their 3-year-old daughter at a rest stop, drove 90 miles before hearing a message over the radio from police asking them to come pick up their daughter. How do you forget your
Some people call it mooching, I like to call it "Always wanting to try new things!" My friends have tried to deter me by saying "but you don't even like this.." doesn't matter, I still want a
It's that time of year again, 'The Princeton Review' has released their list of the "Top Party Schools" and "Most Sober Schools" in America! Being that stupid Princeton forces you to create an account to view the
If you're anything like me, you LOVE the outtakes from movies! I love when actors can't hold it together and bust out laughing! These outtakes from 'Trainwreck' are better than the trailer, they may be what push
I feel like this is rather excessive, however, there is no doubt it would work!
While doing my daily “show prep”, I came across a headline titled “The 'World's Most Beautiful Vagina' winners, as explained by scientists” I was beyond intrigued! My initial thought was “wait, how did I not know there
21-year-old Chris Kalbaugh was stopped at a DUI checkpoint over the 4th of July, he recorded the incident and the video has since gone viral. Chris says “This was just meant to be another YouTube video of someone
When you see those "Remember the 90's" posts you get all nostalgic. Like, kid Mary-Kate and Ashley Olson, dreamy teen Leo DiCaprio, Space Jam, Beanie Babies, Bop magazine, Surge soda and Tomigotchis. You never thing about how
I love when people take normal every day summer activities and make them even more awesome! I saw this and thought "Who do I know who has a yard big enough to do this?" If you're down
I'll try anything once, twice if I like it. Lay's just announced the 4 chip flavors competing in this year's "Do Us A Flavor". Unlike last year, more than one of these sounds good! The 2013 picks
This is why dads are awesome and super embarrassing! A small part of me feels bad for his daughter, she's probably a tween and we all know how damaging this kind of thing can be to a
This is both incredibly exciting and kind of creepy, I've never been so afraid of Jared Leto in my life!
Chelsea Handler taking her clothes off isn't really new, honestly I appreciate that she's so okay with being naked! I mean really, good for her! She celebrated Independence Day by waking boarding topless and posting the video
I've already done plenty of research to know that the obsession with Minions is beyond ridiculous but Kotex (Yes the tampon company) just brought it up to a whole new level! Kotex Puerto Rico posted this on
Okay, this is pretty epic. The video was posted by theflama.com, the site is filled with some pretty awesome stuff!
Maybe I'm easily entertained or maybe this is fantastic because AMERICA! I love these tiny hamsters eating tiny food! However, I would like to know how this tiny hamster has more friends than I do..
I love dinosaurs just as much as the next girl, I haven't seen the new Jurassic World movie but I can't imagine having this reaction. This woman clearly loves dinosaurs more than I ever will. Also, this
No one does state fairs like the midwest and I'm partial to the Minnesota State Fair. We love to deep fry everything and throw it on a stick. The new food list at the 2015 state fair
Maybe your S/O is lame, you wanna be single this summer or it's just not working out. Whatever the reason, if you've been thinking about breaking up with your S/O but just can't find the words, the
I shouldn't have just assumed this happened at Walmart but when I saw the video I did. Then I watched it and it was confirmed that the naked man running through Walmart screaming "I'm on fire" after
This is kind of brilliant and hilarious! Utah Valley University clearly realized they aren't going to stop students from texting and walking so they added a "texting lane". Although, they've noticed "most texters aren't following the posted
I don't know if I'm brave enough to do this, I guess it depends on which ex. I also think there would be a lot of drinking, I'd drink even if I answered the truth or did
I'm pretty sure this video was made to deter people from wanting a dinosaur as a pet, after watching it, I just want one more. I mean, we have so much in common!
If you loved 'Breaking Bad' and love vodka as much as I do, you should probably grab yourself a bottle of Blue Ice Vodka! Sony Pictures Television and 21st Century Spirits have teamed up to release Heisenberg
I love the guy who says "Is this an American band or a foreign band?" The camera guy answers "They're from Iowa." Old guy "They're from another country okay.." hahaha I just love old people!
I'm not sure if I should admit this or not, but I've ALWAYS wanted to try to pee in a urinal, is that weird? Umm.. so here is that. I'm sorry I admitted that now. Anyway, this
This guy's cat is so not impressed with the world's largest functioning whoopee cushion. This video makes me happy.
Let me first state that violence is not the answer. However, this guy deserved exactly what he got. This waitress brought the bill to two guys, one of them tried to slip some money into her top,
Thank you Jimmy Kimmel, this is the most entertaining I've ever seen Taylor Swift!
I wash swim suits, underwear, bras but typically I don't wash shirts, pants, hoodies, dresses and or whatever. Apparently, you should be! The Today talked about why you should wash your new clothes before you wear them.
I'm a total wino, I love spending time outside and fail hard at Pinterest projects, a lot. Over the weekend I made these sweet wine bottle tiki torches and they actually work! I'm so excited about them,
A shift manager at a NYC Starbucks lost her mind on a customer and, according to Starbucks, "quit" after videos of her went viral over the weekend. Apparently the shift manager accused the girl in the black
Lauren Wiggins was given detention for a dress she wore to school that showed her back, she was later suspended for one day after she wrote the vice president this letter. It seems that these stories keep
Who doesn't love those garlicky, buttery breadsticks from Olive Garden?! Just when you thought they couldn't get anymore heavenly Olive Garden steps up their game and drops the Breadstick Sandwich! Look at this thing and try and
Okay, this is rather impressive! Ticket in one hand, baby strapped to his chest and this dad still manages to catch a foul ball!
We all know that TOMS donates a pair of shoes to a child in need everytime you buy a pair of their shoes, this year they have decided to donate a pair of shoes for every barefoot
A 14-year old was suspended for the answers she wrote on a sex-ed assignment. I'm sure she was suspended for swearing but I enjoyed her brutally honest answers. This is totally something I would have done in
This is just another reason I love Chelsea Handler! I've never tried edibles but I kind of want to now, especially in Mexico. Also, I want Chelsea to adobt me.
Perhaps I hold the record for longest attempt to solve a Rubik's Cube at over 20 some odd years and counting? This is truly incredible!
A Japanese woman found out her boyfriend was cheating so she threw all his Apple products in the bathtub! I don't care if you love Apple or hate it, you have to feel for this guy. I
All I've ever wanted in my life is a pug! My parents have a pug named "Nora The Pug Explorer", I sent this video to my sister and told her she must teach Nora to snowboard. She
The fact that this kid is facing PRISON for changing the background of a teachers computer is absolutely ridiculous!
Uber has had it's fair share of bad press lately, but this is actually a pretty neat thing they are trying out in Toronto, Canada. "Uber Safe" is a program the Canadan branch of the company is
This poor guy has a horrible roommate who videoed him drunkenly singing along to 'Third Eye Blind' and uploaded it to YouTube for the world to see. Before you pass judgement, think about all the embarrassing things
Apparently there is a food truck in Detroit that was selling mozzarella sticks that "aren't just breaded, they're battered, like your wife." Now, I'm not one to get easily offended but I also recognize when something is
I'm just an innocent girl who only knows who James Deen is because of that horrendous movie, The Canyons. You know, the one he did with Lindsay Lohan? Okay, don't make fun of me too bad, I
A. Why didn't I think of this. B. Thank you "Industructables" for the step by step video!
Not that residents in Florida need anymore help being featured on Biggie's "Dumbass Of The Day" but a new drug called "Flakka" is sweeping the state! It's a mixture of meth, cocaine, heroin and other assorted chemicals.
It's the worst ever when you're hungover and all you want is a Cheesy Gordita Crunch and a Baja Blast! But you were responsible last night, so your car is still at the bar/friends house or where
Old people are awesome! That is all.
If you're thinking about starting a new business, you know it can be tough. Especially when you consider all your competitors. A new company called "Penised", is bringing a whole new meaning to "graphic" design! They with
'Teletubbies' have always creeped me out, I'm pretty sure they've been trying to steal my soul for years! This video is the thing of nightmares, watch this if you don't want to sleep tonight.
We've all seen these posts, the attention seeking "I'm quitting Facebook posts" are just the worst! Thank you College Humor for this amazing video "If People Left Parties Like They Leave Facebook"
I feel like I've waited my entire life for this movie, it MUST live up to my expectations! I can't decide who my favorite is, Loyd, Turtle, E or Ari? I just don't know!? Check out the
Ashley Brady lost her leg in an accident last year, she has a prosthetic and struggled to walk across her icy apartment parking lot this winter. The apartment complex gave Ashley a handicap parking space and a
Nothing gets me all hot and bothered like the smell of greasy meat. Wait, what? This is not a joke, Burger King is releasing a Whopper Perfume, only available to purchase for one day, April 1st. The
Just when you thought tacos and donuts couldn't get any better, some food scientist dreamt up the "taco donut"! I'm sure your first thought is "wow, that sounds horrible!" But think about this, it's a donut, stuffed
Before you get all "BUT MARIJUANA IS BAD FOR YOU" on me, I don't smoke. However, I found this video thoroughly entertaining.
I've always loved these rap battles and who doesn't love battling princesses? Side note: Belle has always been and will always be my favorite Disney Princess!
I am an adult, I have a *real job, I pay my bills on time, why have I not mastered budgeting enough money to "ball so hard" all week long? The "Direct Deposit Lyfe" is real. *Real
This is my favorite thing on the internet right now! I LOVED this show growing up!
This is my new favorite Instagram account is @joelstips #JustTheTip! It's "life hacks" but with a much better name! He has videos showing you how to get the most out of a caffeine boost, get the stink
Living halfway across the country from my family, I might fly more than the average person. Last summer I took 8 flights in 3 months and the closest I got to something this awesome was a joke
Never in my life did I think I would use the phrase "don't pee on that wall, it will pee right back on you".. like what?! Apparently, community members in St. Pauli, Germany are fed up with
Not only is this a real thing, the commercial is so serious, it's highly entertaining.
This is why LEGO people are the greatest ever!
You can thank True & Co for this one. They compiled some data and came up with the most popular undies in all 50 states! PA – White Cotton Long Underwear MD – Granny Panties? WV –
While pretending to work I found this wonderful article to better your sex life. Did you know stores can sell you expired condoms!? That just seems wrong! Perhaps it's wrong but I found it thoroughly entertaining that
This guy wrote a hotel review about the stay his wife enjoyed with her boss. This guy deserves a younger, hotter, more limber wife anyway!
Sometimes I wonder who's job it is to compile information like this. Either way, I'd say the Four-State didn't do too bad. I mean, at least we're not Alaska loving our "knitting supplies"! PA – Fireworks MD
Apparently Brandon Scott Wolf got sick of online dating not working for him. Too many other guys better suited to date the ladies out there. So he created a website where he was the only male profile
Depending on what you're into, this could be the greatest date night ever! A Drive-In thought it was a great idea to play 'Fifty Shades Of Grey' simultaneously with 'Spongebob 2'. Obviously, parents who packed up the
I'm sure you've worked a job that someone was hooking up with a co-worker. Or, perhaps you were the one hooking up with a co-worker. I'm surprised Radio isn't on this list. I dated a co-worker for
Have you ever lost your keys? Perhaps you're just a bimbo like me. Or you drank too much and they could be at the bar you were at last night, the random persons house you woke up
I saw the headline for this story "This Blizzard Hero Is Dumping Snow With A Motorized Toilet Plow" and thought "this has to be around here!" Sure enough, Bethesda, MD! Haha Click here for more on
Apparently you can send your "friends" 1,500 live ladybugs thanks to Amazon. It only cost you $3.45 plus postage. When I saw this, I thought was this has to be a joke. Not a single one of
I want to be this guy when I grow up.
Apparently weightlifting with your beautiful flower has been a thing in Russia for a few years. According to Kim Anami is a holistic sex and relationship expert, she claims vaginal weightlifting has many benefits including: Better orgasms
Dear every man ever, no woman wants to see your package. Stop sending unsolicited pictures of your member. Just because we enjoy "using" them, doesn't mean we think they're cute. Just stop it. Love, every woman who
I'll be honest, I've never worn lingerie. Watching these guys try and figure out how to put it on I laughed hysterically. Then had PTSD flashbacks to my childhood in competition dance, trying to do quick costume
Honestly, I'm the worst sleeper ever! I've never been good at sleeping, like ever. I've tried the normal things, have a routine, turn off all screens (tv, computer, iPad, phone) an hour before bed, relaxing music and
Don't be dumb, let this serve as a reminder that Twitter is public, think before you Tweet. It's never a good idea to bad mouth your current, previous or future job on social media. Take it from
Someone somewhere came up with a list of the "top 15 names of guys with small packages"! They say "good things come in small packages" or "it's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the
Have you ever felt like your Snuggie is missing something? Your arms, legs and body are arm but your face is still freezing? Don't fear, the Face Blanket is hear to save the day! No seriously, this
"Everything on the internet is true." I read that on the internet once. I found this short story on Reddit, even though it's fiction, it's still terrifying.
My new life goal is to hang out with Jimmy Fallon and Will Smith, like together. These two seem like the greatest people on the planet! Check them out beatboxing and rapping "It Takes Two".
This is probably why my mother didn't put me in beauty pageants. Well, this and I looked like a boy until I got hair at 5 years old.
Some of the tips in Comso Magazine make me go "I'm sorry, what?!" Buzzfeed had four girls try Cosmos flirting tips on guys, the results are epic. They also reiterate why everytime I've tried to flirt with
Someone has finally answered all my fat girl prayers! Drunkin' Oreo's is quite possibly the easiest thing ever, these are perfect for your next house party, bridal party, birthday party or random Tuesday evening!
Remember when "Planking" everything was the coolest ever? And if you got a picture of you "planking" a cop car you were like king/queen of the world? Well, that's old news now. Apparently the hottest new trend
If 'Ted 2' is half as funny as the first one, I will be ecstatic! 'Ted 2' will hit theaters on June 26th, get excited with a peak at the official trailer.
The New York Times came out with an article recently that claimed "any two people in the world can fall in love by answering 37 questions together and then staring into eachother's eyes for four minutes straight."
If I was in the park enjoying a nice picnic with my friends and saw guy running/screaming, being chased by a "lion" I'd run and scream too! This is the greatest prank ever! Anyone have a dog
First Oreo's comes out with red velvet cookies, now Cheetos has decided to drop "Sweetos", cinnamon sugar puffs. Excuse me while I go home and throw out all my jeans. Click the picture for more details.
Are you on Instagram? Do you love your IG photos? Do you have a thing for temporary tattoos? Well thanks to a new service by INK361 called Picattoo, you can choose your favorite Instagram photos, stick them
These are awesome!
Bad news for lazy guys in the bedroom, "cowgirl" is the most dangerous sex position. Scientists have found that the woman on top position is responsible for HALF of all penile fractures in the bedroom. "Doggy-Style" is
Are you sick of your friends and family constantly asking you why are you still single? or when are you going to settle down? Do you have an extra $25 lying around and no shame? We've found
A five-year-old kid skipped their friend's birthday party at a ski resort, so the mother of the birthday kid sent the skipper's parents an invoice for the $24 she had to cover. The birthday kid's mom even threatened
Jimmy Kimmel released a 'Taken 4' parody trailer. It covers what we've all been thinking, how many times can Liam Neeson get caught up in someone being "taken"?
These are excerpts from an email outlining the appearance guidelines for the women of the Alpha Chi Omega chapter at the University of Southern California. The email, which was sent out in 2013, breaks down everything from
I served, bartended and cooked at restaurants/bars for years, I can put a face with almost all of these scenarios!
First we were facing a world wide wine shortage, then a sriacha shortage, then an avocado shortage and now Chipotle has a carnitas shortage!? Chipotle has suspended a pork supplier who violated it's standards, now hundreds of
Apparently, yesterday was "kiss a ginger day", Jimmy John's took this opportunity to hit on fellow fast food chain Wendy's. JJ's Tweet definitely wins them yesterday's king of the internet but Wendy's response was pretty epic! Perhaps making
When you live in a place that's frozen 9 months out of the year, you get bored and come up with dumb things to do. This is actually pretty cool, but to save youself some time, fast
It's the beginning of the year, plus it's ridiculously cold outside! So let's be honest, no one is actually accomplishing anything at work today. While pretending to be busy I found a website that has all the
I stumbled upon this money saving challenge last year mid-February, I didn't do it and now I wish I had. One of my biggest resolutions for 2015 is to save money. This seems so simple and how
This is exactly why you should blow off that NYE house party you thought about attending and join us for The Red and Black Party at Hager Hall/Cancun Cantina West!
The letter this woman sent her bank after they bounced her check is incredible!
Apparently McDonald's wants you to believe they are healthy. They have decided to eliminate 8 menu items, including the Big Mac, apple pies and large size options. McDonald's plans on phasing out the items and rolling out
Am I the only one who would like to see a picture of the guy who posted this note on his door? He wrote very specific reasons carolers should not show up to his house. I kind
Let me preface this by saying, I don't hate children, I just don't want them. I think my friends kids are cool, I'll be excited to be the worlds greatest aunt but I just have zero desire
Let's be honest, add pugs to anything and I'm happy! Pugs + Food + Mariah Carey = THE GREATEST CHRISTMAS SONG EVER! Okay, that may have been a little dramatic but seriously, "Pizza, Tacos, Donuts.. Chipotle" it's
I have witnessed a few of these at company parties over the years. Radio holiday parties are the best, not that I've ever worked in anything other than radio and restaurants/bars (which are basically the same thing/kind
Maybe I'm biased because I LOVE Ellen Degeneres, I don't think it's even fair to put her up against anyone! Check out the latest 'Epic Rap Battles of History: Oprah vs Ellen' Who do you think
Cancer is one hell of a disease! A Minneapolis, MN man named Aaron Purmort was diagonsed with brain cancer in 2011, when he realized he didn't have much longer to live he sat down with his wife,
I know this video is ridiculously long, especially when you can't pay attention for more than 23 seconds at a time like me BUT you can totally use it to procrastinate any work you should be doing
I can’t help but notice the mass population doesn’t know how to drive in the snow. After witnessing too many people slamming on the breaks, following too close, flying down the highway and vehicles with drivers too
I'm not going to lie, I find these far too entertaining! Slash, this totally ruined one of my favorite childhood movies.
Bette Midler and the gang are definitely in for Hocus Pocus 2! There is no production dates, directors, producers, funding or really anything but it's still fun to think about right! Watch the trailer and reminisce.
Just when you thought 'Frozen' was over, it comes back to haunt us in the most hilarious way! Check out this parody of "Let It Go" for Movember!
A 26 year old Baltimore woman took an Uber home from a Halloween party and was charged $362. She claims she could no longer afford her $450 rent because her ride home was so expensive. She took
If you're struggling a bit with the whole "zombie" part of Zombie Prom, here is a nice tutorial to help you become the perfect kind of undead for Saturday night at the Break Away Ballroom for Zombie
I kind of have the mindset of a child, this is quite possibly the cutest thing I've ever seen! I sort of want to make myself a costume like this for Halloween this year!
I've been doing squats for just over 2 years and still don't have any junk in the trunk. #FlatButtProblems
A few things: A. I now want a tiny owl B. How come this owl can get a massage and I can't C. This is just another reason I love animals more than people
This will get stuck in your head! I dare you to play this when you order your next PSL!
Thank you Buzzfeed for this fantastic video! Maybe I only find this funny because I'm a girl..
I LOVED 'Breaking Bad'! Part of me was really excited for 'Better Call Saul', part of me was unsure. After seeing this music video, I think it will be fabulous!
I don't care if you think this is lame, it makes me smile.
In the words of Mean Girls "In the real world, Halloween is when kids dress up in costumes and beg for candy. In Girl World, Halloween is the one day a year when a girl can dress
My first thought was, "What kind of job do you have that this is the research you get to do?" My second thought, "Thank you for figuring this out for the rest of the world!"
I'm sorry to burst your bubble, apparently the "third boob" woman was all a hoax. She will forever live on in your fantasies. Click the picture for the entire story.
Let's be honest, the general population is too attached to their phones. I will admit it, I spend too much time checking my phone, Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat, texts and emails. I try and put the phone
First they brought us soda bottles with our names on it and now they're bring back Surge! Bring on the sugar high! You can pick it up now on Amazon! Details here.
When Richard, a man from Scotland, turned 30 a few years back, his friends gave him a "Ginger Discount Card." They put is picture on the card and even laminated it. Richard decided he would try and
It was just brought to my attention that there is such thing as "Waffle Nachos"! All of my favorite things: waffles, cheese, gaucamole, meat, jalapenos, eggs and more! Why have I not thought of this before? I