I was born very young and small in the hills of southern West Virginia. As a child I had a Mr. Microphone, and used to talk up songs on the radio like I was a DJ. Even at four years old, I knew this would be my only chance at getting any lady action as an adult. A lot of stuff happened between then and now. Those events are as follows: Wrecked my bike and cracked my skull, got a cat, Atari, elementary school, cat died, Nintendo, new cat, Disney world, bad sunburn, middle school, cat died, fell off bike again, this time balls turn purple, high school, first car, girls, wreck some cars..ouch, see Grateful Dead (discover many new things), find greatest cat ever, get arrested for being stupid (thanks for bail and Waffle House Mom), college (didn’t make it to the end), 28 different jobs, hundreds of concerts, millions of beers, win first radio job in a game of pool (no joke), hang out in Canada and Mexico, lots of girls, best cat ever dies, we start Bob Rocks, I get a big TV…..That’s about it, my life in a paragraph.
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A fisherman from a city called Puerto Princesa in the Philippines was working 10 years ago when he spotted a huge pearl inside of a giant clam. He took it
A study just proved that my voice is the second-most comforting sound in the world. So you’re welcome. The study found the eight most COMFORTING sounds in the world. And
I’m not in any position to take the moral high ground here, but there’s a new survey on when people hit different milestones in their relationships. And the FIRST
Click the link below! http://thedailybatshit.com/2016/08/spanking-monkey-makes-baby-jesus-cry/
If you start a conversation in Facebook Messenger and type @fbchess. you can play chess with a friend.
If you haven’t heard of “Pokemon Go”, it’s a new cell phone game that came out last week and it immediately became a MASSIVE hit. And it’s not like other video games .
A Japanese bra company just released an infographic about a topic that, literally, NO ONE has ever wondered about. They asked: If you had the weight of your breasts in water, and you took that water and
As you probably know, a large part of central and southern West Virginia has been devastated by the worst case of flooding in the state’s history. Thousands of people have lost their homes and vehicles, while thousands
Is this “The Dress” all over again. Some people see a lake in this picture and some see a wall. What do you see?
Have you ever run out of propane while you were grilling? So you had to stop halfway through and go buy a fresh tank?Well, some grills have gauges on them that tell you how much is left.
Here are five new sex stats about your fellow Americans, from a new survey . . . Only 35% of Americans say they want more
Here is the test the 8th grade teacher gave to her math class two days before she retired this past Friday. Name:__________________________ Gang:__________________________ 1. Johnny has an AK-47 with an 80-round clip. If he misses 6 out
There’s been a big push in recent years to get the Washington Redskins to change their name because it’s offensive to Native Americans. But maybe we should ask actual Native Americans? Because the “Washington Post” surveyed 504
The website FiveThirtyEight.com just put together some new data on how often different races and genders POOP, and there are some seriously fascinating differences. Like, white men are going almost TWICE as often as black women. Here
A woman in England just posted a story on a website called Mumsnet, about the insane email she got after a wedding. She says she went to an ex-coworker’s wedding where the couple asked for checks, not
Earlier this week, we heard moms want cosmetics, a trip to the spa, jewelry, and flowers for Mother’s Day. Unfortunately those are all pretty expensive. So here are five gift ideas that won’t break the bank .
Scientists finally figured out why the laundry eats your SOCKS. And no, they don’t magically disappear. Basically, it depends on how much laundry you do, the number of people in your house, and the number of socks
This is funny as hell.
I know a lot of you hate NICKELBACK. But did you ever try to figure out WHY you hate Nickelback? Well, now you don’t have to, because a college student in Finland has done the work for
Is there a worse way to hit on someone than using a cheesy pick-up line? Yes. Yes there is . . . A 41-year-old guy named Telly Corey took a bus to Coralville, Iowa last Sunday, just
This video pretty much speaks for itself. http://thedailybatshit.com/2016/04/lord-spoke-need-new-private-jet/
The rocket scientists at Walmart have done it again. They made a shirt for the Maryland Terps but put the logo on a picture of the State of Massachusetts. When someone on Twitter called them out on
As West Virginia lawmakers grapple with balancing the budget in the midst of record revenue shortfalls, one scenario being considered is a land deal—specifically, selling off the panhandles. It’s a controversial plan, but one that’s gaining traction
A guy named James Kiki in Syracuse, New York doesn’t know anything about basketball, but he decided to fill out a March Madness bracket on Yahoo. And going into the Final Four this weekend, he has the
This MIGHT just be the craziest selfie anyone’s ever taken, and that’s not an exaggeration. A man named Seif Eldin Mustafa hijacked an EgyptAir flight from Alexandria to Cairo yesterday morning because he wanted to see his
First came Fritz Lang’s “Metropolis,” then there was Orson Wells’s “Citizen Cane.” In 1974 we were blessed by Mel Brook’s “Blazing Saddles,” but now, now we celebrate and get ready for the best movie since “Pulp Fiction.”
Here’s a link to the Easter Bunny fight in a New Jersey mall. Good stuff! http://thedailybatshit.com/2016/03/easter-bunny-gives-kids-dad-a-beatdown/
The cheap miserly ways of my beloved radio station have reached a new low. This is one of our new water cups. As far as I’m concerned, if they want to give us shot glasses, there should
Most of us don’t know anything about college basketball. But we DO know no human being should have a name like Cinderela Guevara, Jasmine Albuquerque-Crossaint, or Lt. Charlene Sprinkle-Huff. There’s a website called NameOfTheYear.com that runs its
The Ten Most Annoying Facebook Friends 1. The friend who always falls for fake news stories. It happens a lot right now because of the election. A lot of the political memes you see are filled with
This is the song “Jesus Was An Alien” by the band Throbbin Hood. We looked them up while trying to find info on a porno we were talking about on the air. Thanks Nasty Bob!!!!
Congratulations to Justin Castleman of Martinsburg!!!!! Justin figured out all 5 song clips in round 3 of “Bob Heard What” and took home $4,350.00!!!! The 3rd round song clips were: “No Sleep Till Brooklyn” by The Beastie
This Japanese department store might want to brush up on their English!
This is a letter sent home to a third grader's parents from the teachers. This is a REAL letter! The father decided to grade the letter and send a copy back to the school. All the talk
Uproxx.com has a list of musical acts that best represent each state. The musicians didn't necessarily have to be from the state, but that's the case for a lot of them. The list seems mostly subjective. They
So I'm reading the news like an adult, then I see this and literally lose my sh*t laughing. I then remember I have the mind of a 14 year old. Seriously though, how could anybody sit in
They tell kids to stay in school and not bully each other in a much better way than we do here in America….Heavy Metal Dinosaurs!
Chapman University in California asked people what they're most afraid of. There were 88 choices . . . here are the five most common fears. Government corruption . . . cyber terrorism . . . companies tracking
“Forbes” just released its list of the 400 richest Americans, and one thing is pretty clear: Just being a measly billionaire isn't enough anymore. You needed a net worth of $1.7 billion to make the top 400.
FULL STORY: According to a new survey, 7 in 10 people think they're “sophisticated”. And as for the top things that MAKE someone sophisticated . . . somehow watching football and drinking Busch Light didn't make the
I've tried to understand why this Common Core math thing is good… I've yet to figure it out, it seems like running a mile to walk across the street. That being said, with schools doing a million
If you're a parent, you know how this is. They say, “Good.” You say, “What did you do?” They say, “Nothing.” Now you're pissed. “You were at school all damn day and you've got nothing to say
At some point, we ALL turn into DANNY GLOVER from "Lethal Weapon" . . . something happens that makes us say, "I'm too old for this crap." Yes, we said "crap." Because we're too old for FCC
A new survey of 2,544 women found that CHUBBY GUYS are the best in bed. Here are the top three reasons why . . . 1. They seem more eager to please the woman than themselves.
Here are the 10 spots where it's most painful to get a tattoo, from top to bottom: 1. Head. 2. Face. 3. Sternum. 4. Hand . . . especially your palm. 5.
Live at Taboo Friday night. He'll be judging my wet T-Shirt contest.
There are a LOT of nervous cheaters in the world right now. If you've never heard of Ashley Madison, it's a website for people who want to have affairs. They've racked up 37 million users and promised
After the Supreme Court voted to legalize gay marriage on Friday, some people were happy, some people were outraged . . . and CNN was confused. They cut to breaking news on Friday afternoon, when they
A company that makes a breathalyzer for phones analyzed their data to figure out a bunch of stats on SUMMER DRUNKENNESS. Here are the four highlights . . . 1. The Fourth of July is
The Oxford English Dictionary just announced some new additions, which more or less legitimizes them as real English words. Check 'em out . . . Autotune. "To alter or correct the pitch of a musical
This is a very rare concert poster signed by both Kurt and Courtney. Hit up Rolling Stone's website if you want to place a bid. I know I would love to have it.
Rant: I originally loved the idea of Go Fund Me. I knew it would only be a matter of time before people abused it and made it annoying. No, I will not support your birthday party, boob
California has gone too far!!!!! Right now, there is a possible regulation to be passed that involves the porn world. These new safety regulations INCLUDE… protective eye wear for certain types of scenes! It hasn't rained in
Some damn good advice (I'm not being funny or pissed off for once). A few years ago I decided to learn everything there was to know about credit scores. How they are weighted, what builds your credit?
I realized two things this afternoon. 1. I've still voted in every election since I turned 18. 2. Not many people do. I voted around 5pm and my ballot was number 232 for the day. That's pretty
Another guy got caught having sex with a car. At least this time it was a Porsche….
We've talked about it on Dumbass of the Day, and now we have video. Here's a guy making sweet love to a car. I don't really know what else to say.
Richard Overton of Austin, Texas is the oldest living veteran in America. He served in the Army in the South Pacific during World War Two, from 1942 to 1945. And he turns 109-YEARS-OLD next Monday. So
A 73-year-old named Carl Moore was at his house near Sacramento, California last month, when he heard his Chihuahua Lacy outside whimpering. So he went to check it out . . . and saw a BLACK BEAR
Someone wrote me a letter in cursive. Don't write me letters in cursive unless you're in third grade. I can't read your cursive writing. I can read good cursive writing but I can't read your cursive writing
A blog called Oh Bite It just unveiled a monstrous, all-American creation: BACON WRAPPED, deep-fried OREOS. Here's how you make them . . . 1. Wrap an Oreo with an entire piece of bacon, covering up
Here is a video I shot from the stage of Puddle Of Mudd at "Rockin' The Valley" this Saturday. Wess Scantlin gets a little pissed at the sound guy and almost loses it (he's drunk off his
This is a VERY rare case of premeditated public pooping. So, way to leave your skidmarks on the justice system, lady. 49-year-old Melissa Jacobson went into a Kmart in Racine, Wisconsin on Monday night wearing a
I just put 4 new tires on my Corvette $$$ because it was riding like total shit. Until they took off the front tires, I had no idea how close to killing myself I actually was. Take
The hard-working people of Akron, Ohio have been UNDER SIEGE for three years now . . . at the hands and butt cheeks of a master criminal. But finally there's a glimmer of hope. Someone
WED is National Snack Day! A study finds the most and least addictive foods. MOST ADDICTIVE: 5. pizza 4. cookies 3.choc 2.chips 1.ice cream LEAST ADDICTING: 5. beans 4.brown rice 3.apples 2.carrots 1. cucumbers What are your
These might be the smartest Girl Scouts ever. They set up a cookie stand outside a marijuana dispensary.
I don't want to associate delicious donuts with a hate group. When I'm sitting there eating a dozen donuts, the only person I want to hate is myself. A Krispy Kreme in Hull, England just apologized
Finally, someone thought to combine two of my favorite things!!!!!
The good thing about Jesus is that he's totally not pretentious when it comes to appearing in things. And that's never been truer than here. 43-year-old Claudia Cooper of Crowthorne, England was shocked when she went
101.5 Bob Rocks is hiring, and I want YOU!!!!!!! Our company has a rare opening for a Client Service Consultant right now. Paid training, great benefits, and you'll work along side the best live air staff in
This is the single stupidest news report of all time!!!!!!!! These idiots think people aren't attending the Superbowl because we have better TVs. Attendance has been on the decline since the game was held in Dallas. Guess
Check out this great clip of rapper 2 Chainz telling dumbass Nancy Grace how the real world works.
This guy plays better with one hand than most people do with two!
New at McDonalds, The McDemon!!!! I think the slogan should be "Good As Hell."
As we freeze our balls off, I offer a picture of my "Warm Place," a small floating island off the coast of The Dominican Republic where they give the best massages in the warm Caribbean sun while
Food for thought: Mario is a real dick if you really think about it…here's why. ~Mario Kills Countless Enemies – Who Aren't Even Trying To Hurt Him: Let's say you're a Goomba – you don't exactly have
Just hang a Santa hat on the corner of your TV and drink every time someone on screen is wearing it. Here is an example…
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A Kentucky woman’s mugshot has lifted her to Internet stardom after busted while wearing an “I Love Crystal Meth” t-shirt, for allegedly dealing crystal meth.
So, I've basically given up on stick figure families. I have accepted that they are here to stay regardless of how stupid they look (they were cute before EVERYBODY had them). I have also given in to
I knew a couple of these, but many were certainly news to me. Check out the link for some cool info on what Halloween is really all about. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/10/24/halloween-weird-facts_n_5948456.html?ncid=fcbklnkushpmg00000022
Where did ebola go??? I was surfing the major news sites this morning and noticed something interesting. All of them are missing ebola from their front page headlines. For the past month I have looked at these
Most people probably wouldn’t associate Miley Cyrus with high-level politics—but most people aren’t Korn frontman Jonathan Davis, who thinks of exactly that whenever he hears the Hannah Montana star’s name Earlier this year, Davis appeared on the Alex Jones
Now I have seen it all!
A new study looked at the 10 college majors that have the highest unemployment rates in their industries. In other words, the worst majors to get if you actually want a job doing what you studied. Check
A woman in Michigan shoplifted $600 from a Walmart earlier this week and actually might've gotten away with it . . . if she wasn't SO DAMN LAZY. 46-year-old Shirley Mason of Fruitport Township, Michigan filled
If this survey is right, every man in the world should celebrate it by eating a giant chocolate cake for breakfast right now. Because this just MIGHT be the best news in the history of the world.
Normally I would never put content from another radio show on my page, but I have to give it up to my radio brothers in Cleveland for giving this chick exactly what she deserved.
As you know, almost everyone in the world is an idiot . . . except for you, of course. And me. So what's the best way to spot the idiots? Here are the eight most popular
I've been saying this, but to hear it from one of the smartest men in the world may help it sink in.
I talked about this for a few minutes on the air this morning, but was still so pissed off at the general decline of common sense displayed by humanity that I had to write something. I was
We've all heard the mantra that the average person "only" needs to earn $75,000-a-year to be happy, and anything more doesn't really make you any happier. And that may be true . . . but would that
There's a mugshot going around that shows what happens when a dad catches someone molesting his kid. It should be a warning to pedophiles AND an instruction manual for anyone who catches one. A dad in
Summer road trips SOUND amazing, and ARE pretty amazing . . . until your air conditioning goes out and that one person won't stop singing "Happy". Dr. David Holmes is a psychologist in England, and he
If you've been single for a while and can't figure out why, it might be because you're making one of these four common mistakes . . . 1. You don't get out and socialize often enough.
If you have been listening over the past couple of years, you may have heard Nasty and I talk about the guy that can't stop having sex with pool rafts. He just got out of jail after
Grant Cardone from Entrepreneur Magazine says you can become a millionaire by the time you're 30. Just follow these nine easy steps? 1. Don't show off. "Fake it 'til you make it" is a good
Randall Streeter of Greenville, North Carolina might have the world's deepest belly button. He was pulled over by a drug task force on May 29th, and when they searched him, they found 40 BAGS of heroin,
I'm really getting addicted to these idiots.
Cable companies are trying to create an unequal playing field for internet speeds, but they're doing it so boringly that most news outlets aren't covering it. John Oliver explains the controversy and lets viewers know how they
Let's assume from this point forward, we're going to be taking photos of ourselves until we die. And that means you'll spend a LOT of your life taking pictures of yourself. A new study found
"Rolling Stone" readers picked the 25 Funniest Movies of All Time . . . and they gave the top spot to the 1974 MEL BROOKS comedy "Blazing Saddles". It was followed by "Airplane!" and "Monty Python and
Last month, two guys in Oklahoma named Timothy Povlick and Derek Boff got pulled over about 45 miles north of Tulsa. And Timothy had outstanding warrants, so the cops put him in the back of their squad
I'm not sure there's ANY diet that sounds easier than this one. There's a new book out called "Tapping For Weight Loss", and it claims you can lose weight just by tapping your fingers on your face
With the amount of Taco Bell that computer programmers consume, it's AMAZING it took THIS long for one of them to finally create something like this. A web developer named Kunal Batra just created a program
Next time you're playing rock-paper-scissors to see who gets the last potato skin or something, remember THIS and I guarantee you'll win. As long as the person you're playing against isn't ALSO listening right now. Scientists
JESUS makes appearances all the time . . . in trees, oil stains, pieces of toast, dog fur, clouds. But he rarely shows up on a major Christian holiday . . . and rarely in such a
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Ladies, if you've been having trouble getting over a breakup, here are six signs YOU'VE become the 'crazy ex-girlfriend' that guys talk about . . . 1. You think about him all the time. When you
If you've gotten so bored with regular sex that you need THIS to get aroused . . . I guess we just have to be impressed. A urologist in Yichang City, China just performed surgery to
In general, if a woman starts hitting on you, you're so excited and flattered that it would take a monumental effort for her to screw it up. So it's pretty memorable when she does. What's
Meet Mr. Octopus
Attention California, you are a stupid place filled with even weirder people. You whine about the environment like little bitches, then park your Prius next to your 500hp SUV and scream from the highest smog covered mountain
A two-and-a-half minute horror movie called "Lights Out" is making the rounds online. We don't want to ruin it for you, but it's about a woman who turns off the lights to go to bed. Then strange,
Think back to the last time you had six or seven drinks with your friends. You were HILARIOUS, right? Well, yes and no . . . but mostly no. Two psychologists just released a study that
"Billboard" has released their annual "Music Moneymakers" list, which ranks the 40 artists who raked in the most money last year. The final estimates include album sales, digital music sales, streaming video and music, ringtones, publishing
No one knows exactly when they're going to go. But scientists recently came up with six random things that can predict your longevity . . . 1. Your speed at pressing buttons. Slow reaction time
1. The average American eats six to seven pounds of peanut butter per year. 2. There's a German word specifically for the weight you gain from overeating when you're depressed. The word is "kummerspeck" .
: Here are some random facts for you . . . 1. Hawaiian pizza . . . with ham and pineapple on top . . . wasn't invented in Hawaii. It was invented by a
According to a new study, men still overwhelmingly pay for women on almost all dates. It's a good thing the wage gap guarantees men still make more money then, AM I RIGHT? The study of 17,000
As an American, you've probably experienced this: You're holding a burger the size of your head, take a bite, and half the toppings fall out the back onto your plate . . . or your lap.
Dear Mr. Bieber You are the second celebrity I have written to over the last few months. Your friend Kanye "Yeezus" West found himself the recipient of my last letter, and you must trust me when I say
I've been shooting pool all of my life, and feel like I am a pretty good shot. That being said, after watching this guy, I may never pick up a cue again. This is unreal!
Wouldn't it be great if there was a simple how-to guide for falling in love? Well, two SECOND GRADERS have you covered. An elementary school teacher in Boston recently asked her students to list the steps
I said on the air that this guy that claims he shot Bigfoot was full of s*it…well, here's proof. This is a radio interview from 2010 where he admits he loves to pull off hoaxes and thinks
We've gotten so used to ignoring those Redbox kiosks in stores . . . here's a kiosk that NEEDS attention. The world's first BURRITO VENDING MACHINE is here. It's at a Mobil gas station in Los
If you're one of the many, MANY people who made a New Year's resolution to drop some weight . . . then get to McDonald's ASAP. John Cisna of Ankeny, Iowa is a science teacher at
Vicious, ruthless, remorseless, brutal, fearless, violent, disturbed and callous are just some of the words which can be used to describe serial contract killer Richard “The Iceman” Kuklinski. ‘The Iceman Tapes’ attempts to take the viewer into
What is the difference between a street and a road? How to get goods and services from one area of a state or country to another has always been a problem. Before the popularity of the
Imagine a Thanksgiving meal with bourbon . . .We'll, here ya go. Some great ways to use my favorite alcohol this holiday season. 1. Bourbon ginger cider. You can have a few of these waiting when
This kid has no arms and only one leg yet still manages to do an crazy job of playing some Foo Fighters.
The Bobfather took this pic of a fly humping a stinkbug…and you think you've gotten drunk and done some nasty sh*t!
Michael Jordan's 29 million dollar mansion is up for auction and it's amazing! Of course none of us can afford it, but it's still an awesome sight to see.
Nasty and I talked about this on the air. I still can't figure out if this is the biggest dumbass that ever lived, or he is trying to kill his wife. You take a look and judge
This is pretty damn cool…. Here's Pearl Jam's jeremy too.
The Snallygaster In the 1730s, German immigrants in Fredrick County, Maryland claimed to have encountered a terrifying creature. Shortly after founding their town, the residents began reporting sightings of a beast that was half-bird, half-reptile, with a beak made
There was another group of wild turkeys in my yard yesterday. Once again they brought no shots, no beer, none of them owned a Harley, had a gun or knife, and they walked like they had a
Crimes are always so much more fascinating when they're committed by NAKED WOMEN. I could watch naked women commit crimes all day. On Sunday, around 7:00 A.M., 26-year-old Brenda Diaz of Holyoke, Massachusetts had her 8-
A word from BigBob regarding health care: As many of you know, I have been sick for over a week now. I'm not going to get into exactly what's wrong, but lets just say it has been
Week 1 has almost passed and I totally forgot to make my annual predictions for who I think will be in the postseason. I am never right, but it's fun to give a try regardless and see
In this day and age, it seems like technology has taken the fun out of movies. It used to be as simple as walking in the theater with little clue about what you were about to see.
If you like Scooby Doo, you'll enjoy this.