What The Hell??????

If you've gotten so bored with regular sex that you need THIS to get aroused . . . I guess we just have to be impressed.
 
A urologist in Yichang City, China just performed surgery to remove a long, green JUMP ROPE from a man's urethra.
 
It was about THREE-AND-A-HALF FEET long . . . plastic . . . and didn't have the handles at the end, which is definitely a good thing.
  
The man was in his 40s, and he told the doctors he'd done it for SEXUAL PLEASURE.  Unfortunately, after he put it in it got TANGLED and KNOTTED and he couldn't get it out.
 
Luckily the urologist was able to remove it surgically, and the guy is recovering. 

Here's a pic of the actual jumprope…Ahhhhh