Great Story

Crimes are always so much more fascinating when they're committed by NAKED WOMEN.  I could watch naked women commit crimes all day.
  
On Sunday, around 7:00 A.M., 26-year-old Brenda Diaz of Holyoke, Massachusetts had her 8- and 11-year-old kids in the car, and stopped at a Shell gas station.
  
The kids stayed in the car as Brenda went inside . . . STRIPPED TOTALLY NUDE . . . then started BEATING UP a SLUSHEE MACHINE.
 
When the cops got there, they couldn't get Brenda to stop attacking the machine.  They finally had to use pepper spray and a Taser to get her to leave the poor machine alone.
  
No one's exactly sure WHY Brenda got naked and attacked the machine, although they're suspecting she might've been on PCP . . . since that makes a person feel HOT and ANGRY.  Hot and angry really COULD equal nude Slushee beatdown.
  
Her children were turned over to the Department of Children and Families.  Brenda is facing several charges for disorderly conduct, resisting arrest, and child endangerment.